Every day he must grow a city

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Unbofu

—Myteries at sea (Andrew "Dice" Clay's Sandwich)

Just for fun, I asked a few friends to provide me with Haikus to turn into projects. This is the first from Peter Kelly.

“Mysteries at sea
No dolphin, please don’t kill me
Listen to reason

Andrew “Dice” Clay thinks
His lunch is ruined by bad thoughts
Pastrami sandwich

The diner party
An aging critic gossips
Buy my book, he says”

Check out the creation above!

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The Riot

F

If you come

Am

You’d better see

A#   Am F

This riot (ri-et)

Dm

Oh

    C     A#

It barrels on

Gm          A#              

And I get along

    F       C

But its all’s the same,

F

Anyhow

A#

And I know

A#                                    F

And I breathe my mind

A#

In the cold

A#m

And I breathe

                   F  C  F

I breathe my mind

When you come

You’d better see

This riot

Oh

It barrels on

Yeah, I didn’t know,

So I didn’t go on,

but you’ve come to burry me, now

Before, after and the ponytail!

And now, real life can begin.

My hair disappears to the netherworld!

Whatamesssssssss

Whatamesssssssss

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

—Mark Twain, a funny guy

I’m cutting off my hair.

Yup. I’m going to try and live-blog this event. The ponytail is going to Locks for Love, and the rest is hitting the floor. Tune in for a time!

To all the lovers and haters: fuck it. 

Jesus

It’s almost time to come back…

Numbers 6:3-8

ה  כָּל-יְמֵי נֶדֶר נִזְרוֹ, תַּעַר לֹא-יַעֲבֹר עַל-רֹאשׁוֹ:  עַד-מְלֹאת הַיָּמִם אֲשֶׁר-יַזִּיר לַיהוָה, קָדֹשׁ יִהְיֶה—גַּדֵּלפֶּרַע, שְׂעַר רֹאשׁוֹ.